"Your dog will be feeling much better by tomorrow. Keep him/her quiet for two weeks."
Sunny, our little dog who loves to play violent fetch and tug games and jump on and off us and the furniture, hurt her back.
After Sunny had a cortisone type shot and was supplied with muscle relaxant and anti-inflammatory drugs, I heard the vet joke.
Then the kindly vet elaborated on the seriousness of the situation even giving me written instructions that say
"Restrict Activity for 14 days."
It was horrible to see Sunny in pain with her back seized up and so inflamed she had a temperature. I'm grateful that Sunny is well medicated and feeling better.
Now, where are the instructions on how to keep her quiet?
One thing we've done is to pull the mattress off the box spring and onto the floor. Creaky old Bob and I are having a difficult time getting in and out of bed, but it keeps Sunny from jumping on and off. We wouldn't have it any other way.